literally me omg
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
Credit to Brian Krijgsman
Raise your hand high if you can sing every part of “Get Back To Hogwarts” by yourself
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
If you love your children don’t let them get an email address in the fifth grade
if there’s one thing i’ve learned in life it’s that you can never expect what someone’s penis will look like
the hunger games aren’t amazingly unique or flawless or anything but I think katniss as a character is very important and i think the media misunderstands
we aren’t in it for the cute boys. we’re in it for katniss. thousands of young girls were introduced to an introverted, angry girl born into poverty and watched her become the savior of the world and the media doesn’t seem to understand that she, as a character, is important to girls. not who she dates, but her